The Myth Council Handbook. Chapter Three: A Zombie Christmas
A surreal online comedy novel
"Why? You’re not Jewish! You're not even Christian! You're in fact a mythical figure created by the English back in the 16th century during the reign of Mr. Chop off Their Heads Because Rome Wouldn't Sanction Divorce Henry the VIII, 4 centuries before the Coca Cola Company commercialized yo ass to sell more of their cocaine infused black drink of death in 1931." - Mrs. Claus to her husband Santa
Author’s Note: The first two chapters of The Myth Council Handbook are free. Please see synopsis and other vaguely important information at top of Chapter One.
Thank you and enjoy,
Steven Alan Green